Check your endpoints on a schedule. If any return errors or slow responses, send a Slack alert with full context. The monitoring workflow self-heals if the alert API changes format.
Existing monitors are either too simple (just ping, no context) or too complex (full observability stacks with YAML config and dashboards to maintain). What you want is: check these endpoints, if anything is wrong, tell me why and where.
Write the workflow in plain English. CFFBRW compiles and schedules it. No credit card. No config files.